Your parents made thousands of choices about you and your body without your consent, to be fair.

At this point, you’re forcing your problems on other people. I’m not upset that I was circumcised, and don’t regret it. So what are you raging at me and putting words like it “being normal” and “everyone does it” in my mouth for? I never commented on the right or wrongness of it, just that I am personally not upset

Ah, so you are an American

Don’t be, I’m not. I didn’t even know until like highschool when I saw an uncircumcised dick for the first time

Utterly unseasoned chicken, but wonderful bread and good sauce.

Like, seriously, the chicken just tastes like the flour they fry it in. If I go there, I just order bread and a little sauce to dip it in

Drags

I am circumcised and crank it dry and never had a problem. I think you should talk to a professional, broseidon

What an American attitude you have. You sure you aren’t actually sitting in Tennessee or something?

Do stars not count as fire?

There are more hydrogen atoms in a single molecule of water than there are stars in the entire solar system

How long is that hog

I’m feeling glad

Well, this isn’t an American only community. News from anywhere can be posted, so if you want more Canadian news, post it

Sounds like news to me, even if it wasn’t particularly important news. If you want news specific to just your country, find a specific news community. I’ve never complained for seeing news that wasn’t from the country I live in

I mean… Still, it’s not hard to put something in someone that would kill them. Pretty sure you can get non medical arsenic or cyanide or something. Honestly, I’m kinda against the death penalty in general, but if it’s going to happen, they should fucking do it right. I’d much rather get shot than injected

Nah, ignore the slop and fuck the slopslingers. I appreciate the slop police because it can be hard to tell sometimes, and being made aware an image is slop can help me get better at identifying it myself in the future. Also people who post slop need to be told that it fucking sucks, because if I wanted to see garbage with no emotion, I’d just watch Fox News, because at least those robots used to have souls

The ol’ grundle pump

The username… I can’t decide if I should upvote you

Well the cement shoes thing works until the body decays enough that the ligaments won’t hold the body onto the legs anymore and then bits start to float off. That’s assuming that the fish and crabs and such don’t eat all the flesh first, but then the bones are free to wash up anywhere…

The 50 gallon drum works, it’ll stay at the bottom of whatever forever, but if it does get found the authorities can just chip away the cement and see a nicely preserved body, kinda like those kids archeology toys where they put plastic dinosaur bones inside a plaster rock for kids to ‘discover’

No, the best way is a pig farm. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies’ digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don’t want to go sievin’ through pig shit, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, “as greedy as a pig”.