Weed is dirt cheap compared to therapy and prescriptions though, and much safer than heroin

Is this how lutefisk was invented?

Ok

Edit: hospital

Most people drink their choccy milk before it is ripe

Both, and I also rub one out every time I read a comment from a no-fapper

November is exhausting

Source: I was the horse

It’s made of horse ashes. I’d think it would melt in your mouth and taste bitter.

They probably thought it was stale dark chocolate

Or maybe this is made up

The government doesn’t want you to know about this one simple trick

Seems accurate, especially from the pov of the indigenous peoples

Solider Snakier

I’m on that July grindset

Filthy little starbuckses

I feel stress when my family members call or text me at work, and it feels a lot more cathartic and validating to me to listen to something aggressive like hardcore music as opposed to calm corporate-friendly music. I can’t imagine this doing anything but escalate my stress levels, but I understand it might be different for others.

I applaud the effort!

Light Yagami would have been one of those suspects who’s perpetually and openly annoyed with Columbo’s prying

J.K. Rowling to give her opinion on the novel “Lolita” anything

Joanne is incapable of summoning a good take about anything. No surprise I suppose since she also cannot write a good book.

Isn’t that the whole thing with shows like The Addams Family? You’re not supposed to think that deeply about them or attempt to apply logic. The illogic lends to the humor.

(and also tired)

IF YOU OR A LOVED ONE WAS DIAGNOSED WITH MESOTHELIOMA

Oh my god that’s how she died 😭