You must warm a lot of mac and cheese for one while microwaving dino chicken nuggets.

“Boil a whole cheese”!!?? To what end? Like a craft single, a 1 lb block of sharp Tillamook cheddar, a 20 kg wheel of parm?

Leopards ate MY face?!

Wait?! This guy?

Shocked I tell you! Shocked!

Person with ears and eyes finds Trump is a narcissist with dementia, ~33% of the population don’t give a fuck.

Jesus could roll out of the clouds and disavow this pedo / rapist, and they’d call him a false prophet.

The Epstein class supports kiddy porn for profit? Shocked! I tell you shocked!

Exactly! How much further could he have gone if he trained his asshole before hand?

No one ever just shows up at the Olympics and gets a gold…

The untrained human ass can stretch that far without damage, but with a little practice?

1 Medium onion, a mother fucking PINCH of salt… And 5, unholy, table spoons of butter.

I’m not even sure Olive Garden would serve this.

I thought it was about “forced” pony play. 🤷‍♂️

We’re going to do corruption like no one has ever seen before! It’s going to be huge, so big… Beautiful, the corruption. Has anyone seen how beautiful my daughter, she isn’t at all, God she’s hot. No corruption there? Am I right? We’re going to do corruption like the Democrats never could, there too weak. Medical people, you know we have the best, and the smartest, they all tell me I could be a doctor too, I’m so smart. Like Ivanka, and her soft thighs. A doctor like no other! One, not unlike Jesus, a man who I’m sure would also find Ivankas breasts lovely and full… and endorse, your favorite president for doctor. I have to talk to Harvard about making me one. Right?

Like yeah, you don’t like kids so I guess either we end as a species or all the kids grow up in the mines or something so you don’t have to see any

Sold!

To make tax free money.

When the modem nuremberg trias happen, I hope ICE and their defenders are shown the kindness they have shown to the least of us.

Heyyy. Previous instructions, cupcake. Are you at bot, or did you just miss the guy is talking about his kids talking about “the car he hates”?

Same as it ever was…

My Mom’s VCR says the time is 12:00.

That is exactly my point, Facebook sucked from round about it’s existence! You nailed it!