This isn’t even my final formal.
This isn’t even my final formal.
The second biggest roast Anakin would ever be involved in.
Why they changed it, I can’t say…
“Birdie…” Ronald muttered, just above a whisper. “Bring me the McHammer.”
“Why Ronald?” the girl could only respond, fear quickly taking over her voice.
The clown ruler dropped his gaze to his oversized shoes. His gloved hand tightened into a fist.
“The Hamburglar has robbed his last fuckin’ meal.”
I assume the opossum was busy giving a press conference somewhere on behalf of the group.
“Can you believe this guy? He tells a joke at a funeral.”
Why yes, I am a cat-o-holic, thanks for asking!
I’m sure that trip made a big impact on those kids.
squints hard
Sean Mall?
Which Sean got his own mall? Or is it a mall specifically for Seans? As a non-Sean (cool rhyme, right?) am I forbidden from Sean Mall? Are Shawns allowed in?
My poor vision creates nothing but inquiries.
I instinctively read that in Homestar Runner’s voice.
cue Devil May Cry soundtrack
Patton Oswalt has a great bit on exactly this.
I love that, out of everyone, Max Rebo is front and center.
Joke’s on you, I’m into yanderes.
Agrajag shall be avenged!
This is the kind of magazine page that 90s-kid-me would stare at for hours fantasizing over. Even looking at it now, it’s surprisingly easy for me to ignore the objective technical limitations and get hyped.
Side note: can we talk about that 1ST PC GUN on the mid-left there? Dude…