That’s the one. Happens before the opening credits, iirc.

Since the suggestion box is open, I would like something to be done about our spines. They’re way too prone to injury.

It did make me curious whether hot water heaters are really called geysers over there. I had to read further than I wanted to just figure out what needed repair.

Is her last name really Sink? If it is, is that why they placed her posture in front of one? Is that the joke? I’m very confused without any context.

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The reverse can also happen.

It appears to already be happening again, early because of climate change.

Why are the fries soggy? Soggy fries make me sad.

Mine definitely understands; he just acts like he doesn’t.

Now feed me!

Well, see, there’s your problem <poke, poke>

I only care if I can hear and I consider myself fairly normal. In the car, 9 is usually where I can hear my podcasts over the road noise. 8 and I miss words. 10, and it eventually gets unpleasant. On the TV, I don’t know: I run all the audio through a tuner and it’s hard to see the numbers from the couch. Besides, I think it measures in dB, which I don’t understand. For most shows, I think it’s somewhere in the -30s.

We get eye drops by mail from a local specialty vet pharmacy. For our first few deliveries, the mailer contained one plastic bag with a prescription bottle and a second baggie with two green mints. Or rather, I assume they were mints. They were green like mints, but the bag wasn’t labeled. I don’t think they were individually wrapped, but I don’t exactly remember. I’m sure they were thank you mints, but I also couldn’t quite bring myself to eat an unlabeled item from a lab. They don’t do it anymore, and that makes me kind of sad.

It’s AI. The author/artist specifies on his page.

In the 80s (maybe 90s?), NYC was the cliche.

You can be both credentialed and a kook, can’t you? I remember him from his regular guest appearances on Art Bell’s radio show.

That’s a good point! This came up in some reading about orthopedic surgeries (which involve a frightening amount of sawing and hammering), however, and so I didn’t initially see the other possible interpretation.

Also, I liked the part where it asks you consider whether you’d borrowed the range. Who does that?

“Hey, neighbor, do you have a gas range, I could borrow?”

“Sure, Bud, it’s there in the garage. Just put it back when you’re done.”

“Thanks a load! Say, it’s burning green. Did you put copper in the burners?”

“Yes, I did. Just for you! Breath deeply.”

Couldn’t have happened to a more deserving guy.

Wow. Almost belongs in !aneurysmposting@sopuli.xyz

The gods that speak plainly are the best gods.

… Also, maybe the worst gods.