We cannot prove god exists, but we can prove garlic bread exists

I’m sorry, what?

No please you can’t do this to me I turn 30 in 2 days

Is something wrong sweaty?

Yep. Literally all anon had to do was talk to him about it first. Communication is so fucking important. I would know because a lack of it was what ended my almost decade long relationship. Talk to your fucking partners, even if it’s uncomfortable in the moment. If you don’t you will be MUCH more uncomfortable later when everything explodes.

Kitty receives your boop :3

I’m gonna say 35-40 based on nothing but vibes and assumptions

So uhhh… anybody done this?

You are definitely underestimating the average age of a Lemmy user

And that’s not even talking about the rest of… the bad stuff

By that I mean horrible, systemic genocide and forced assimilation

Some people call me boss, it’s very affirming but I’m not sure why they do it. I’m a low wage worker that’s slightly weird and awkward

I just feel sorry for the child. What a world they’re inheriting. Imagine getting out of high school in 2045. Things are going to be so bad.

Shows how much they care lol

Damn only half an hour?

Mmm, old cigarettes and dust

As if anything goes more than 70% off these days

We get closer to idiocracy every day

Oh… Great…

What in the American yeehaw is this

Hey guys, I don’t think that’s OP’s cat. I think OP is lying!!