Jaycifer

Look, it’s called a second, it’s just a part of parliamentary procedure, Mr. Daniels is just terrible at phrasing.

“Hey, can I have a kleenex?”

“Sorry, all I have are plain tissues.”

For decades day at the school district office I work at’s spirit week I wore my shirt with the Tardis coming out of the blue portal and entering the orange portal on the back to rep the late aughts. I said “the cake is a lie” a few times, but basically nobody got it.

It’s finally been getting down to the 60s F (16-21 C) here in Minnesota and I can take walks without sweating the whole way through. I’m a little disappointed to have heard we may have a mild winter this year.

At least Wikipedia has sources cited.

The joke is both, and I gave it as much attention as I care which is one sentence. Horses don’t go to bars but people do eat alone and some people do find that sad, so I don’t see the comparison.

Ya I’m aware. The joke also says that it’s sad for someone to eat alone. Do you think I’m responding to that or the camo?

Assuming someone is lonely because they’re alone the one time you encountered them is dumb.

This is my attempt to translate: You had to add a feature like that ? Must have been an order from your boss. That seems like a feature someone rather inexperienced and unknowledgeable would request.

When my friends and I went to the big march after Renee Good was murdered I had the opening song, Lovefingers by Silver Apples, stuck in my head the whole time. Afterward we went back to my house and watched the movie. The next morning I woke up to the news that they murdered Alex Pretti. It’s a good movie, but I hate how relevant that movie is.

She makes the correct points in the least funny way possible. Every time I see her art style I brace myself, read it with a totally straight face, think to myself “yep,” open the comments expecting to see a bunch of Pizzacake haters and anti-haters, get just that, and close the page until the next time. The consistency of that interaction over the last few years is one of the most bizarre phenomena of the internet I’ve encountered.

I thought the joke was going to be that he is “da bomb” not that he is “bombing.” Really could have gone either way before the last panel.

Partner A: “Go on, give the nice cashier what you’re buying.”

Partner B: “H-here.”

Cashier: “That’ll be $17.”

Partner A: “Now hand over the money I gave you.”

Partner B: “H-here.”

Cashier: “Here’s your change and the collar.”

Partner B: Grabs them while smiling and starts to turn away to leave.

Partner A: “What do we say to the cashier?”

Partner B: “Th-thank you.”

Partner A: “Good job! Let’s go home and try it on.”

Cashier: Just one more hour to 3 o’clock. Maybe I can sneak another smoke break in after that.

So while the popular media is distracted by this, what is the Trump admin doing that I should actually care about?

Okay, maybe I’ll get hate for this, and to be clear I fully support a woman’s right to abortion, but to the people who truly believe abortion is wrong this is basically saying “if you think murder is wrong, just don’t kill anyone.”

Is there an actual source for this? I tried searching news for “Uber will know you’re drunk” and found nothing, I reverse look-upped the meme and saw it nowhere, there is no indication of a source in the meme.

I want to know how they will know that you’re drunk, and I want to know why they want to cut off what I assume is a decent chunk of their clientele, but I’m not seeing anything.

Hmm the more I think about it, the more that sounds like a good time. Good sex is kinda silly anyway, might as well ratchet up the silliness.

When I delivered Amazon packages for USPS on Sundays pickers would sort packages into bins by route then us drivers would organize packages from the bins to the truck. I think that was better than having someone else pack because then I could get a feel for where in the vehicle a specific package was, and I could better place them where I could get them (putting early packages closer to the front to grab or way at the back door if it was very large).

Right, silent acceptance. Hence the example you responded to of a Christian speaking up to a stranger and expressing his disdain for the evil being wrought by other “Christians.”

I’m not a civil engineer, but based on my experience with traffic lights pushing the button doesn’t actually alter the order of operations for the lights, it just makes it so the next time there is a natural gap in traffic that would allow for safe crossing, the crosswalk light turns on. So it doesn’t affect drivers at all. I’m still not a fan of jaywalking unless the road is REALLY clear.

That said, I’m always Jay walking when I go somewhere :P