JapaneseJudas

As much as literally any other fruit, but people have needlessly strong and opposing opinions about it? Yeah… that tracks

As a florida man I guess the alligators are just extra spicy because we have MOST of these here.

Realize this came across poorly. This is from someone who is basically fully non-functional without my meds and I wasn’t being serious. Obviously it could be anything and this was just a poorly executed joke that ironically I probably would have done better with if I could have gotten my meds filled this month. Sorry if it came across any kind of way

And if you have regular doctors appointments in your 30s, probably you don’t need the meds. Lol.

Is this a reference to somsthing?

Are we strokeposting now?

This isn’t keto. Thanks for creating content!

Surely the recycler is going to have questions yeah?

Truth

Needs more beans

Does this at least mean we can work with China again for space stuff? Wasn’t the whole rationale for NOT working with them on ISS etc that they were deploying weapons in space, or is this one of those predictable “rules for thee and not for me” scenarios?

The average snake has 1 penis. Only 50% of snakes have penises. Snakes have two dicks.

No generational war for me thanks, only class war plz

Pass, but thanks for the offer!

I know this is a shitpost, but as someone who has both sucked dicks and eaten pussy it’s disingenuous to act like it’s the same to go down on an unshaven version of each.

I don’t care if you don’t shave if you have a vagina, and aesthetically I don’t really have a preference, but I enjoy eating a shaved/waxed pussy a lot more. It’s a sensory thing. I don’t like having a mouthful of wet pubes. For the dicks I’ve sucked this is a non-issue either way.

Intent SHOULD matter most here. Generally that’s true. I’ve also seen some folks go apeshit on people for using the wrong terms while the person speaking was actively trying to use the correct terms but just isn’t up-to-date. People of all groups, nationalities, genders etc can be dickheads, even when I agree with them broadly politically

I miss slapstick comic strips!

I’m partial to Charles Darwin with this banger from 1861

But I am very poorly today and very stupid and I hate everybody and everything. One lives only to make blunders.

I think this is basically true. Though it’s an interesting topic Here is an interesting bit of research

Barked beans