I’m subscribed to Prime because I order too much shit and want to save on delivery costs. Those little Amazon lockers are too damn convenient for me.

If I watch their content, it’s via my PC with an ad block. I stop watching their shit the day I can’t block their ads because fuck’em.

I don’t think I need to say much else here.

Yes.

You’re pretty good!

It’s something I try to reassure my learners about: the examiner doesn’t care if you go in the wrong direction so long as what you did to get there was safe and legal.

Obviously, don’t take the piss and make up your own route, but taking a couple wrong turns will never fail you your test.

It’s _not

Posted at 5am.

Yep. Been there.

Ironically, the only game I’ve ever damaged my own stuff over was a sportsball game.

Most games you fuck up due to your own incompetence, but football games and the like make you feel like you could do nothing wrong in a game and still lose. It’s infuriating.

Enshittification happens to all things, sadly.

Y’all motherfuckers been reading my fanfics, huh?

I think the common denominator for all these things are people. People are pretty terrible in large numbers behind anonymity.

Limewire 👌

Game is BeamNG Drive 👍

That’s actually how I do my Lemmy feed. I have one chance to comment on a thread and if I don’t do it, when the page refreshes I lose it forever.

I’ve learned to accept that there are just some things the universe never wanted me to comment on.

With how wearily often this seems to happen nowadays, I feel like if I was working somewhere like this I’d be looking at new work immediately as soon as I knew it was getting taken over.

Ideally, there should be some kind of way to prevent this happening in the first place.

But it’s easy for me to say this kind of thing from my pedestal. The only opinions that matter are from those who are involved. There’s nothing more depressing and scary than to know you could be jobless at a moment’s notice.

Oh shit, just so happens I’m bald myself so I feel honoured!

That makes me think about what soundtrack my life would have… Linkin Park would have to be a top choice. Constantly reinventing myself every few years, but never not filled with angst. I would probably say “Numb” would be the title of my movie, assuming we focused on my 20s.

€9.5? For that? I’m so glad I don’t fly.

Use Winiary Majonez like a true Slav, and stay Cheeki Breeki!

I’ve always told people to sound momentarily disgusted whenever your see it.

Köln becomes K-errrh-ln, for example

It’s also really hard for me to switch between languages at the minute because both my English and German keyboards are active on my phone so as soon as I spell Köln correctly, my keyboard thinks “oh scheiße, es ist Zeit für Deutsch!”