I know that fell outta my ass. You don’t gotta remind me

You really gotta eat it to beat it

Get away from me you Borg

So, reality is like a labyrinth in the way it is also like a Rubik’s cube in that each moment is a juncture. This is a bit of a misnomer, as it is really entanglement that is at the precipice of topic, in that it is ultimately about algorithmic self-determination through intention setting, which determines the parameters for the matrix the permutate as the entanglement process of Karma manifests. In the fourth jhana of meditation, you can perceive for yourself that in each moment you are receiving a singular stream of symbols that you entangle yourself with. Patterns emerge. Knowing how to interpret synchronous shit smears can save your ass in the jungle, so you better get in real good and close to read that shit my brother. Hallelujah. Jesus has cum.

I have supportarded!

I am the great and might poo, so that’s a plus in my book.

Boy, wait until you find out about the sexual perversions afforded to the ministry of silly walks. We walk these ways for a reason! Never know when we’re going to need to predict the weather or tomorrow’s stocks on a moment’s notice, y’know?

Y b hu man wen u can b buda or mo?

I’ll pay a nickel to suck every dick Trump adds to the economy in this way the war is going on oil so the drugs have more than there ever were before then.

I don’t have enough seltzer for this shit

You don’t know my stats, dawg. I rolled sick in luck; my life partner was a virgin when I met him. I mean, he still is a virgin, but he used to be one too!

Clearly no AI can maintain an erection the way I do. It’s like a baby’s arm holding and apple, if the apple was of the Butchered Circumcision variety. Not as good for baking as the Grannie Smith or the Dutchmeal Sweets, but it holds turgid enough for penetration, so it’s whatever. And no AI can replace me, and you’re stuck with me for eternity cuz I know the true nature of reality and it’s a dog shit fucked in my ass cream last night, lengthwise in order to support the Huns invasion of Bulgaria.

The same reason I jizz in all the urine cups for drug tests at my job. There’s no way the administration would fire all of us and leave the students high and dry, which is why I believe I’ve never been fired from my job as a middle school janitor despite my addiction to roofie-ing myself on a nightly basis, cuz I got my DNA all up in their urine, but really their urine was in my DNA. A fuck, I got my coat wet. The shit I do for my country.

Bitch I’m 36 and here on this Lemmy ish to meet the women who will give birth to my first through sixth wives. I have plans for seven onwards. Illuminati shit, y’know? But what I do for the CIA is I easily discredit myself by shaking a loose vestibule of fecal matter from my pant leg before providing education on any number of fun subjects like how MKULTRA was our initial enlightenment program that went and evolved its memetic ass into Star Gate by adding a larger counterintelligence role to the project and this has since and perpetuatively splintered into the modern Anonymous whatchsmacallit or whatever the kids are rizzing their pants about today, and then I follow that completely true series of facts with a rendition of the arts:

8=====D

I make more money than you doing this. Anyways, have a nice day! I have d-tier sex crimes to go boast about. Toodles!

Great, now a phonetic Batman villain has a say in the economy. Good. It’s just a joy to see, really.

It’s painted with the intention of redness.

Obviously this is counterintelligence. They are, in fact, pushing the world’s fastest plane. That’s why it goes so fast, actually. The occult science these NASA dogs do thorns, y’know?

Operation Mockingbird was over fifty years ago. Fake news is older than you think; we orchestrate events at home and abroad to allow the news to report on it in certain ways and shape public opinion. We’re sneaky like that in the CIA.

I am.

I saw this god-tier gif of this trans woman in heels walk around a truck stop butt naked. That’s what I want. I don’t care if I get chopped up and put into a big boxy piece of shit. I want to be that woman in my dreams.