The “telephone call” was what did it for me.
My mind immediately goes to the Ferengi whenever someone says “females” about women.
When I was 19, a girl told me at a party that I was the coolest guy in school. I was just flattered by the compliment and when I told my girlfriend about it later she said “Yeah she was totally hitting on you”.
I was like “Nah! Her? No way!”
Years later, I randomly thought about it and went “oh my god, she was hitting on me!”
Only because people couldn’t be bothered with learning the over-under cable coiling method.
Homeless people are just losers who lost the game of Capitalism, their punishment is just and necessary for them to pull themselves up by their bootstraps and start a Fortune 500 company
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Runk means masturbation in Icelandic so that adds another layer of hilarity to this
Yall ever just unwind and smoke 20 cigarettes at once? Relaxes your soul, 20 cigarettes does
I’ll just build my own cell tower and become my own ISP, checkmate
Billionaires should not exist at all. I saw a post saying that once you earn $999.999.999 dollars you get a trophy saying “I won capitalism” and everything else you earn goes to taxes. We should absolutely do that
Fair enough haha
English is only the lingua franca for now, but that, as well as the English language, will inevitably change.
Well, what other language should be used? Latin is the language of science because there’s no way we’d ever agree on which alive language to use.
Sony owns the blu-ray format. I’m worried.
A small boulder the size of a large boulder
They recently did that in Norway, it has improved my life by about 1%. You still get the flour explosion when opening a new bag though.
Techno Viking is a time traveller so he doesn’t count. Fun fact, Vikings used to have a rave after a successful raid
Vikings were a very particular group of Scandinavians who, during parts of the year, went on their longboats and raided villages and stole stuff to bring home. For most of the year, they were farmers and fishermen. Having Scandinavian ancestry does not make you a viking, they literally don’t exist anymore.
I’m 100% Nordic by the way
In a more direct way, there is video evidence of Israeli soldiers delivering briefcases full of money to Hamas leaders. Netanyahu and his cronies want Hamas to be in charge of Palestine, because the last thing he needs is a competent and legitimate Palestinian government.