11 year old me pronouncing cation like the Star Trek species of cat-people.

I suspect ‘terrified’ isn’t the correct adjective.

I think HK Cantonese is aggressive in much the same way as Boston English is. Speaking HK Cantonese puts me in a whole different persona than speaking Beijing Mandarin. But I’m 1000x more competent in the latter.

Reddit made Trump. Change my mind.

Grrr. Obits that don’t say the thing…

“Lemmee just manufacture a few million more MAGAs on my way out the door…”

A kid in my class put his arm inside a… I don’t remember if it was a lion or tiger cage back on the 70s before safety was a thing. Being armless isn’t the end, but I bet he regretted that decision.

Fried rice is great for when you want to cook 2000 things separately.

I’ve always wanted to do the 8 hr drive to Helle and Backe.

In Dutch, a potato is called aardappel, which literally translates to “earth apple” (aarde meaning “earth” and appel meaning “apple”).

I’d advise using an African Swallow.