Reposting screenshots to other websites was the original Fediverse
I know you’re just using the same title as the Reddit post, but “Muslim-American” is probably the silliest hyphenism I’ve ever seen
“Dongles per snongle” sounds like a British person measuring the gender ratio at their local pub
There’s a slim but real chance that Mitch McConnell drops dead on live television in the near future and I refuse to miss it
But during the summer it’s much too warm for the fuzzy socks and the heating blanket. I want it to get super cold outside so I can make it warm again.
Plus, winter clothes are so much cozier.
Cock-and-ball sink
Wow… that was quite the ride. You could’ve given me all day to guess how this would be related to the post and I wouldn’t have gotten it lmao
Yeah, RIP that dude but I’m built different
Make sure to thoroughly check your child’s candy this Halloween. There are a lot of sickos out there putting pure, uncut heroin in their candy and just pretending it’s laced with fentanyl.
heck
I think it’s foamy milk for a latte
The tear ducts point themselves toward the harmful content for more effective weeping
Put a spooky skeleton under that truck and then we can start talking
Perhaps the only good thing about living in Arizona is that I don’t have to deal with daylight savings time. We have too much daylight here as it is
Both jinner and jurger sound like horrific slurs
Y’know I’m a patriot and all, but I wish we didn’t spend so much of our national budget on the Meme Force. Let’s stop shipping our memes overseas and start meming in our local communities
On top of everything else, you’ve used the meme format incorrectly. Do better.
Sounds like she saved you a lot of trouble, lol