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7 months agoBold of you to assume that it’s only when I’m peeing.
Bold of you to assume that it’s only when I’m peeing.
Every time I open the fridge and see Sweet Baby Ray’s I have to fight the urge not to squirt some directly into my mouth. Does that count?
Meanwhile, I just want to watch that bizarre video of Kim at the volleyball game again. Drugs aren’t necessary with things like that at our disposal.
“…and NO dessert until you eat all your broccoli!!”
He was chasing them with cocaine.
I think I’ll test this thought by using Sweet Baby Ray’s for my stir fry beef tomorrow.
“On the roof, it’s peaceful as can be, and there the world below don’t bother me…”