I miss the rains down in Africa.
Such a beautiful idea; after a long, parched stretch of time where you aren’t sure if your water supply will last you long enough to survive, the sky opens up and the rains finally fall. Your saved!
What the heck does blessing the rains do? Extra damage against the undead?
Time to dig a fucking HUGE hole!
That’s a little less than seven seconds each. Way too long!
A bread roll in each hand?
So her lips can taste like cherry cola.
Granted, you are now a genie with access to the wish granting API private key. Make all the copies you like.
Altered Beast
“Rise from your graves.”
Not really, were used to good things getting banned.
They are external ports for water cooling. They allow you to run the pipes to an exterior location, and I have never seen anyone use them ever. I would leave the rubber grommet as it generally looks nicer than the hole.
I’ve seen people try to say that shorts are “unprofessional” but my counter is being a sweaty mess is worse. If it isn’t cold enough to warrant pants, in wearing shorts!
I have a fitness tracker that goes off during “stressful periods.”
This is particularly funny when I’m just at work, working on something at my desk, and it’s like “hey man, calm the fuck down!”
I agree with the first part. It was supposed to be a check and balance to government power and oppression. It gives people the power to fight back against injustice.
However, in the time of intercontinental missiles, planes, tanks, and remote operated drones, are a bunch of peasants with guns actually going to do anything if the government turned on its people? Does the “right to bear arms” not extend to other, non-gun weapons?
Toast ≠ bread?
The gay apocalypse? The cockpocalypse!
That’s way more fun than zombies!
Funny thing, even if you do that you can be prevented from initializing the device. You get a “this phone was reset in an unusual way, sign in to the original account used for setup” message the may or not hint at an email address. I’ve got a stack of them on my desk from former employees that I’m trying to get back into. Pain in the ass for business, good for consumers.
I had to go check if that was real, and sure as shit it is!
I had this same thing happen when I tried to sign up years ago. There is no way around it, there is no alternative. The only option is to send them pictures of your ID, which is in the “hell no” category on my to do list.
Tooth growth putting! Absolutely no way that could cause horrors!
Could be plugged in on the back side. That was popular for a while.