Huh?

'Muricans think action movies are documentaries

And they want to kill people, they’re just itching for an excuse

It’s nice to see a genuine shitpost

I hope this sparks a trend

Fantastic!

Having a predator in your pocket that has been carefully engineered to extract money from people is horrific

Bolsanaro would have probably made it compulsory to have gambling apps on your phone

How do you figure that, genius?

That last sentence speaks volumes as to your character

And it is wanting.

You’re kinda stupid, huh?

You definitely are political

And stupid

Very stupid

You wear your ignorance with extraordinary pride

Why is that?

I genuinely thought for a second that this was Putin voting in an 'Murican election Onion headline, but not the Onion…

I’m still annoyed that it has never been printed in two-ply

I don’t abuse substances,

I worship them

There’s a good reason why the world sneers at 'Murica

It’s not that I think you don’t understand, but when the closest thing you have to humour as a nation is obnoxious trolling, it kinda makes the rest of the world hate you all the more

And you keep giving us reasons

I love Willem Dafoe’s absolutely mental posing

Damn, you suck

I’d still rather she didn’t exist

Her entire parasitic clan do nothing but harm to this world

If only it had been a robbery-homicide, the world would be slightly less stupid

That’s the real crime

It’s the next iteration of the KKK becoming cops and mayors in 'Murica

Nobody thinks that of 'Muricans