

Don’t forget her skunk stripe.


Don’t forget her skunk stripe.


Remember to thank the Orange Jackass everybody.
Kids today will never understand what it’s like when dealing with hard limits on computer and console was the default.
I remember when I was a kid, and we got our first two PCs (as opposed to the standard Apple IIe and occasional black& white Macintosh) in the computer room in highschool school and those machines struggled just so hard to run 90s Photoshop at all. Or having to install the memory expansion in that N64 just so it could play most games. Oh, or disk swapping (floppy or CD).
In grade school you played green-on-black Math Muncher and Oregon Trail or you got bullied up by the shithead kids who played sports.


That’s because “moderate Democrats” are just pre-insanity Republicans.
Yeah we can those kind of people “assholes.”


Lives are the God Emperor’s currency, and that currency should be spent wisely.
Donald Trump, however, is not the God Emperor. He is, in fact, a wastrel, a coward, a liar, and a cheat. He is a literal heretic, a figurative abomination, and a blight on the human race.
They’re all stacked on top of each other.


How the hell did they get caught off guard? He telegraphed this so loud that we could hear it coming a week away.


And here I thought that was just a joke from the Jimmy Kimball show.
Okay but why are his parents selling all his old stuff if he left for college? That seems kinda fucked up to me.
There’s no way this was done on accident.
Substantially messier than the flappy kind.


Yeah, we know. But it’s not like Congress or SCOTUS is doing anything to stop him. Or even slow him down.
Well we all know what it looked like when they found Saddam Hussein, but what about Netanyahu?


I was born January 1st, 1979 so I could feel young again.


Stop fucking saying it’s going to happen and just do it you assholes.
Well the Orange Jackass sure as hell doesn’t have the well-being of Iranians in mind.


I mean we already knew he’s a soulless monster, so…
He hates the troops and values no lives but his own and those that he can use to further enable his malignant narcissism and further energy himself. They’re not even pieces on a game board to him, because games have rules that he’d have to play by. They’re action figures that he can smash with a hammer and light on fire.