*Cat a spell.

I’m a middle school teacher. So much social stuff my students are worried about… I really just don’t care

IIRC there are only 2 states that don’t abide by Daylight Saving Time: Arizona & Hawaii

I went to an Indian place once and asked the waiter to make my food spicy. It was kinda medium-spicy, and when the waiter asked if it was spicy enough, I–stupid white boy I am–said no. He took the dish back to the kitchen. He returned a little later with the chef. They both watched me take a bite and regret my decision. Through the tears, I told them the Spice was just right. They laughed.

Staying with her even though she was abusive. Having kids with her. Then finally getting up the courage to get myself out but not being able to take the kids with me.

Clue. One of Tim Curry’s finest performances. Madeline Kahn’s, too.

Joke’s on you. I’m in dark mode all the time.

It has a 49% audience score on Rotten Tomatoes, so about half of people seem to agree with you.

As a stand-alone film, it is probably fine. As an entry in the Ghostbusters franchise, I did not enjoy the film.

Independence Day. Just run away, alien dudes! The xenophobia isn’t worth it!

There’s a subreddit called “Watch it for the plot,” but the plot refers to the woman’s … huge tracts of land.

Woody Allen? Are you on Lemmy now?

Wow. A 30 year old AIDS joke? On my Lemmy?

Good. Can you either delete the kid in the middle or make the random ponytail attach correctly to the kid in the foreground?

Technically, this is the summary of the original trilogy, too. He finally calms down at the end of RotJ

I think my username will help you lol

That was funnier than it should have been

I’m in my early 40s, and I’m more of a leftist today than I was when I was 18.

“What’s with people liking the thing I don’t like?”

Seriously, people. Can we not gatekeep Star Trek? Does Enterprise have its problems? Absolutely, but so does literally every other Trek show. Every series has its own ups and downs, and while Enterprise might have issues, it has redeeming qualities, too. No one is going to make you like Enterprise, but don’t be critical of other people because they like it.

Translation: people have always been morons.

Man, the Bradys haven’t aged well.