Courtney (she/her/they)

My first memory of “86"was from the princess diaries when Mia asks” can we 86 the flags", referring to the country-of-origin flags on diplomats cars.

I’ve never understood how someone can twist “86 47” to mean to kill.

If you hear someone say “remove that man” and think “these people want me dead” the you’re clearly not of rational mind, and are paranoid.

You’d think with all the rich fucks there, NIMBY would become their whole personality.

inmaul

intyranus

inplagueis

inbane

You know, I think this comic might not be 100% accurate on naming conventions…

“you guys… got what you wanted”

crazy how an election system designed by people who never want to leave power could get me a leadership neither I nor anyone I care about voted for.

We hopefully will never “own” or occupy neighboring countries, but it doesn’t change how massive our country is.

https://thetruesize.com/

Just go ahead and fiddle around with different US states or the country itself, and you’ll find out quite easily just how big the “united” states are.

Spoken like someone who has absolutely no idea what it’s like to try and organize people scattered across a fucking continent.

Specifically a continent with very poor access to public services that would make organization easier.

A continent where even speaking out can cost your your job and therefore Healthcare.

A continent where your neighbor might be someone who agrees with you, or they might blow your head off because they thought you might vote for a lefty.

A continent where the government has already threatened to murder any citizen they want just for fighting back against their authoritarian boot. A continent where your closest regional capital might be hours away.

My state is larger than most European countries. The logistics of organizing real action on this scale is insane. And a lot of very rich people have spent a lot of money for a very long time to make sure it’s as hard to do anything about their tyrannical bullshit as possible.

The best most of us can do is vote, try and organize like-minded people locally, and survive the next week.

I prefer Newman-Os just for the niche community memes.

I wish my family would be this chill about it.

It’s gonna be an interesting day when they eventually figure it out.

Goddamn ableist bastard!

If you’re a licensed driver, you know how to drive. If people are being given licenses without properly making sure the licensee is both qualified and mentally capable to drive and know what responsibilities that entails, then we shouldn’t be letting them drive and that’s a failing on society.

At least where I’m from, unlicensed minors aren’t allowed to drive without a licensed adult present.

And if you don’t trust your unlicensed teenager to not steal your keys and go on a joyride, the I can’t help you because you need a professional family therapist to work through issues.

At least it isn’t AI.

I’ll take irritation fueled spelling error littered rants over a succinct, correctly parsed AI slop response any day of the week

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*Passing lane

There is no “fast lane”

They aren’t, but they have the understanding of literal children. They can’t process the fact that a pirated game isn’t a lost sale, because to them every single person on the planet wants what they have to offer, and if they get it any way OTHER than buying it outright at full price, CLEARLY it must be theft and people are targeting them specifically because what they have is so great.

I pirated Minecraft back in the beta days, decided I loved it, and eventually bought it (before notch went full mask off and the sale of mojang) had it not been for TPB, mojang would have had one less sale.

Same for several others. Hilariously, the only time I ever recieved a c&d was for a game I loved and then canceled the online order for when I got the letter two days later. I wanted to buy it, but the letter made up my mind that I was never giving them money again. Fuck em. Dead rising went downhill after the first one anyway so I didn’t miss much.

Executives view life as a zero-sum game.

Money. It’s always money.

Right wing nuts tend to yell quite loudly, and convinced executives (also right wing nuts) that their bottom line will take a hit if they don’t comply.

And Bad will from who? Dirty poors who have no choice but to use one of three options? They don’t give a shit if the poors like them or not.

Anon went to a party with an acquaintance, not a friend.

“guns don’t kill people. people kill people.”

To me it’s the fact they all look like children trying to feel like big boys in their dad’s too-large clothes (which is fitting (pun intended) since at least those medals are inherited, not for things they themselves have done)

I have used so many cords in my technomancer box over the years, and there are some from the 90s that still get used.

I kept all my old console cables, and wouldn’t you know it, I needed two for nostalgia purchases, one for a friend, and one that I used to fabricobble a Frankencord(s monster).

I’ll let someone throw it away over my dead body.

It’s like hearing someone say “there were no strong female leads in movies before the Hunger Games”