ChatGPT doesn’t know shit about me since I’ve never used it.

Interesting that putting 2 dogs in a bun is also called a double barrel in my language

Dyraat

I wrote a 60 page manual for the machine my code runs on and I have talked to a total of one (1) person who actually checked the manual for his problem before calling us for help.

New Zealand

There’s gonna be an app to control the TV and you need to register with your government ID to use it and it will required internet access at all times.

Capitalists when there’s capitalism

You’re all wrong

Well well well, if it isn’t the consequences of his own actions

Ogtha

I can’t find parking, such a shame, nothing can be done, so close yet so far. I guess someone else has to attempt this.

I don’t have a Costco membership

Unfortunately, there is no “local Costco” for me. The closest one is a 4 hour drive away.

I want to see this for Costco

What could they have meant with that?

You can pry the chemical piss from my dead hands, which should be soon because I drink chemical piss

I’m in Reykjavík we got the total eclipse. It was cloudy 🙂

Runk is Icelandic for jerking off

I’m on holiday, I feel bad for you

A spare braincell. It’s not used, it’s just there in case the first one is lost.