Is that horse dead? I feel sad now.

I keep waiting for the smooth part of the road but its all bumpy. Maybe I should just stop waiting for smooth? Maybe its never been smooth? How do I go back to delulu?

NYPD is essentially Targets personal security force in my area. They check in twice a day, every day. If there is an issue, they’re there in 30 seconds. Took them two hours to get a man with a knife out of my building lobby, 3 buildings down for reference.

Who is trying to solve hot wheels?

I want to be the kind of person who can fight and not care. But I care. And if someone is hurling insults at me or gets vicious, I feel like they’ve spoken their truth and I just can’t be there friend ever again.

Thanks for making this. Its so fun!

You bean a bad boi

Women’s clothes rarely has pockets. I feel so left out.

Poor kid.

Check. Check. And check. Now what?

There are going to be bail outs and a lot of working class people are going to have issues with their retirement funds with this bubble. The rich will always stay rich.

I guess she’s sliding off cause there was nothing for her to grip onto 🤷

Its kinda bugging me that he used the words collateral damage when it comes to citizens dying. He parrots a lot of stuff he’s heard in meetings recently and its just a bit unsettling. What is the collateral damage he was likely recently told about?

You give him too much credit. He’s more like a toddler than never had to share.

🥖 Here’s me rolling

Its me the dwarf paladin bread goon. I have a severe bread deficiency and must consume carbs to survive.

They could have put the pumpkin on a log and not? Is it normal gun safety protocol to be shooting in the direction of your car? The logic of the situation doesn’t add up.

But they splattered pumpkin all over their car? I think you’re giving them more credit than they’re due.

That address is enough to go on for a face ride scavenger hunt. Blur more.

Microtransactions, ads, no offline modes, you don’t own your own games any more… well they topped all of it with the new console. You buy games that are just empty boxes. Might be a slip of paper in there letting you rent it for $80 flat fee, but they’ll take that game back any time they damn well please.

NOW BEG FOR YOUR ENTERTAINMENT PEASANT.