I don’t know the background or family history here… but I am going to bet that mom had it coming… just guessing here

I mean… he was all out of condoms. It was the correct call to turn her down

Do they sell these in bulk? For when I get the runs

I have never NOT had diarrhea after Taco Bell. This is the way

I hear this every time: CEOs and Exec management of companies telling their employees that costs of production or whatever have gone up, there is need for layoffs in order for the company to stay afloat. At the end of the fiscal year: champagne bottles popping because record profits have been made… and we all play along in this circus show

Ppl looking for HP Lovecraft to get their horror fetiche satisfaction… just go to the local pond and observe…