Just last week I was looking at the measles stats for 2026 and thought to myself, “huh, no deaths yet.” And here we are.

Feel free to repost this every single day, just like they do at reddit dot com

I’m getting $7,000,000,019. How? Well I take the $19 right now for starters. Then I spend the next 24 hours trying to think of a plan to secure the 7B as well.

I bought some cheap “Sceptre” TV on Amazon 4 years ago. You’re not going to be able to walk into a Best Buy or Walmart and find one, that’s for sure.

“Sorry about that. We will issue a full refund.”

There’s got to be a better word for that.

Let me see, food from the ocean…

Let me see, food from the ocean…

Let me see, food from the ocean…

Let me see, food from the ocean…

Nah I got nothing.

It’s been 23 years and I still view my move from Velcro shoes to laces to be a complete and utter downgrade. And cursive is archaic.

I prefer “double plus”

Is that not what the right-wing media does?

/c/reallyshittycopper@lemmy.world

“Don’t worry if an independent contractor rapes you, just give him 1 star and the free market will fix the problem.”

Would love to hear other perspectives but I personally feel much safer in an Uber where I know the entire ride is being tracked by a corporation that won’t risk its reputation to retain a potentially creepy driver.

In practice, not really.

These results are so backwards. Does literally anyone feel bad for the legal cab companies? lol

Before I even clicked I knew it had to be Ogles.

But how else can I stick far out into the aisle in every parking lot and inconvenience everyone around me??

My fav is finding one of these via the top google result