Scuba Boo is what I used to call my diving partner.

“First; a cigarette, then we can start fueling the ship… safely”

Is there a way I can un-see this?

Why is it on a silver platter? For that matter, why is she wearing gloves?

Talk about flavor that blows your socks off.

Oopsie-daisy, eh?

Who’s put there calling a taxi by just sticking their arm out perpendicular to their body? Have I been doing it wrong the whole time?