My stray kitten wouldn’t let me cut her claws so I tried the mobile vet. They handed her back to me and said it wasn’t worth the fight, and her sister was free.
My stray kitten wouldn’t let me cut her claws so I tried the mobile vet. They handed her back to me and said it wasn’t worth the fight, and her sister was free.
Hot as balls or hurricane every day you say? Fuck yeah humans, good job.
Now they just have to figure out how to grow it, disperse it, and provide shelter and jobs for 20 million brainwashed uneducated drones then they’ll be on their way to their own country soon!
Less starsy, more barsy.
If it’s a tree stump, then something cut it off flat at the top, and I’m far more afraid of that thing than the tree stump.
First playthrough I didn’t use a guide, shot Wrex, stuck with Ashley until I could ditch her in ME3, and lost almost everyone in the ending of ME2. Next playthrough much better!
My mouth bones may be broken but my body bones are strong!
Without a future or desire to live, why would we have kids? Why are we listening to an 80 year old male virgin in a dress who represents a fairy tale and participated in covering up the rapes of children around the world?
I always liked to imagine the Charmin Bears as having small to medium sized nipples, but I’m not complaining
These nut jobs are so disconnected from reality, thinking telling people a story about killing your own innocent dog will make you look tough.
Borrow a fire plane and drown the bridge of their ship. Fair, right?
“Is Ringo the best drummer in the world?”
“Ringo isn’t even the best drummer in the Beatles”- The Beatles
I’d yeehaw if’n twernt so sad.
It’s coming any time now, they’re just waiting on a broke crackhead pillow salesman to make some up.
I can’t wait to see at what the rate per kwH unlimited fusion power is going to be sold to us.
Happiest place in South Dakota, but don’t you dare be gay here.
That looks awesome! Can’t wait to try it out!
I’ve read it a few times and am no closer to figuring out what that guy is implying. Then again, if his voters had a multiple-digit IQ they wouldn’t be voting for him.
Must be nice to have your taxes pay for something useful instead of guns and war like us.