Judging by the knots, splits, and twists, it probably only cost you about $100.

Edit: Maybe they’re “checks” instead of “splits.”

The middle class is the wealthy villain?

No, they didn’t.

I have the boobs, the belly, and the cigarette. I don’t have the millions.

Are they popular in Italy?

After looking at the “article” a little more closely, the “author” seems like a chump and it’s all just goofy interpretations of statistics. It’s trash.

Yeah, those stats probably need to be analyzed with more granularity.