…Motorola please pls pls sign deal with graphene OS

Yeahh last time I was good at my job I got more work for the price of one. I even got to watch my coworkers get paid the same as me to do less work 🥹 Never again

Interstellar window Gif no work, but fuck man :(

McConnell AND Graham?? Finally we get more gender neutral bathrooms in the US

Yepp I learned that lesson with Destiny 2

Ok so the thing is, when you get hit by small car you usually tend to roll over the top w some injuries. You can’t really do that when its a giant truck/SUV the height of you and you end up rolling under their BIGASS SUSPENDED VEHICLE

There it is! Just a transphobe hiding behind ‘innocent’ questions. Oh boy do I got an easy solution for you

Oh oh! I know this one! It’s revenge bed time procrastination and it fuckin sucked when I was in highschool + working. The only way I got rid of it was by quitting lol

Fuck minimum wage

Can’t wait for the water wars in less than 30 years :DD

Oh they’re finally catching up? Wait until they hear about the Epstein files

The news is undermining the shit outta the protests. BBC says thousands, when in reality it was 8 million protestors, 1 mil+ more than Oct. 2025’s protest

Warning: BBC Link

Pillow CEO in legal trouble in conservative conference in Gaylord, Texas… Man this timeline just getting lazy

Their username lol

What would you expect from a beer butt chugger??

I JUST STARTED USING IT TWO WEEKS AGO CMON

Why are there microplastics in the background

Headline made me chuckle

I’ve seen this before?