BewareOfIdiot

Someone explain pls?

I don’t blame you, it’s great!

American here

It’s “better rights Than people”, not “better rights Then people”

I dog of plenty of better games

USonians

Never heard that before, i like it

Remember back in the day when any consoles and games you purchased worked regardless of whether the company behind either went bankrupt?

Pepperidge Farm remembers

“anyone can write anything they want, so you know you’re getting the best possible information” - Michael “World’s best boss” Scott

I assumed it was already adjusted since it says “measured in present-value dollars”

Why? You don’t find it convenient to say “X, formerly Twitter”? I think it just rolls off the tongue! /s

This is troll yes?

Imagine more Dragons

New CEO? I’ve missed that part, oh boy …

What is Tesseract?

Okay Sir please calm down, we all know we can’t trust those “Doctors” and their “Medical Degrees”. It’s just hokus pokus, it’s not like there’s been decades upon decades of scientific testing and proving! You probably believe we landed on the moon too HAH! Space ain’t even real, like how would they even breath if there’s no air? #checkmate

Hol’ up

I have not seen those, nor do I wish to now.

Now I’m wondering why I have pockets on MY clothes

People who sleep in their cars, engine running and parked in a garage, sleep like babies!

My dad said you should make “one dick-girth worth of pasta” for one meal. Needless to say I always end up making to little pasta.

A Monty Python reference? In this economy???