There is vegan frikandel:

I had a vegetarian friet waterfiets last week.

A bit off topic, but where could I apply for a position as an Italian?

I do not have any relevant experiences in that job, but have been to Italy once (plus once for a few hours 20 years ago). Maybe that helps.

Very wild take.

In the gym-case you actively have to sign a contract that has a defined duration. You know all the terms of that contract or at least you agree to all the terms with your signature.

You don’t passively “get caught in” a gym-contract. People might sign those without reasing, but that doesn’t make them victims.

Unexpected /c/curse-your-sudden-but-inevitable-betrayal

How do you pronounce the third “o”?

I know a little german

Might be. I don’t remember seeing any police when I was in Norway, but the internet-pictures kindof match.

I like that there is already an idiot on the top-left road who passed the whole trafficjam on the wrong side of the road (because “I am special”) and is now also stuck there because there was a reason for everybody to not move foreward