Idk about you but I’m not tryna get slimed while I’m going down to pick up my doordash order

If you don’t put flammable things on the stove, how’re ya gonna cook em???

You can keep them in your pockets for when you start to get the shakes

Your posts make more people question your mom

They are not mutually exclusive; I’m sure if you had a quick look, you’d find plenty of furry dump truck mommies, it’s one of the few blessings of our time.

Your underwear’s not on the outside if you aren’t wearing anything else at all

Why are people mad at you??? Australia facts are great!

It’s not the point at all, but can dogs be poor? Like, their human can be poor, but does that then apply to the dog too? Applying a financial status to a dog feels weird, it’s not like it can open a bank account.

I realize by your last sentence, you mean 'Imagine if Cyberpunk or No mans sky were left unpatched after release.", but it could also read as “Imagine if Cyberpunk or No mans sky weren’t released incomplete.”, which is way better I think. Just don’t release games that aren’t finished.

You slit dog’s throats???

I thought you meant

Chipmunk with cheeks full of cums 🥰🥺

Pretty sure that’s what Madison Cawthorn’s saying

Is it alright for this video to be shared??

Your balls are falling out.

My balls are falling in.

We are not the same.

I’ve had deep fried kool-aid at the state fair before, so I bet this is pretty friable

What about a unicycle??

Completely missed the joke, huh?

AND you get to say ‘howdy’ when you see them

You know who else has fully erect stances?