Without reading the article, I predict this candidate is one of our execrable third-way quasi-democrats. The rats have identified the future winning party and are now attempting to curry favor with them, hoping the populist uprising that continues to elect actual progressives can get their wings clipped a little bit.

I love how my existence is provisional. Nobody debated it when I masqueraded as a middle aged white guy.

I’m so delighted to know for sure I can never go to Texas again.

I quit Facebook in 2016. I got banned from Reddit last year. Both turned out to be big wins.

I lost 160 pounds over several years. I am looking forward to not dying as soon.

I am working on changing my gender. I am no longer hormonally inclined to use fear and anger to control my actions.

Fuck these third-way traitorous motherfuckers. Pandering to assholes just creates more assholes

I got that reference

Just imagine all the things we could get done if these people stopped manufacturing outrage at every turn.

Helicopters: “A collection of parts temporarily flying in formation”

Thank you for your attention to this matter

That doesn’t sound so sinister.

This post bears the marks of manufactured outrage. Not required; we have plenty of real outrage.

“Important Senate business” - such as hospice care

Ironic that the kitten-eaters in Jeff City tried (and failed) to pass a constitutional amendment that would have disenfranchised high-population districts in referendums.

Now maybe we get to vote on whether Wesley Bell and his war-criminal financial backers get to keep buying primary results against a gerrymander that favors the interests of the elderly and critical-thinking-impaired, or an actual fair-ish contest.

Its going to be dope as hell when the civil war pops off with NYPD vs ICE in a shootout in Manhattan.

It will continue until exactly one old man can no longer make decisions.

Blessed be the fruit.

Zuckerberg described his job as “Professional Defendant”

Couldn’t happen to a nicer guy.

As a transfemme Missourian, this is ever so reassuring.

Reassuring in the sense that if I chose to commit a crime, I know for certain I would fully commit to the enterprise of doing harm to my enemy, since imprisonment would be a death sentence anyway.

Ben was a playa, no doubt about it.

It changes size depending on who’s wearing it

Hopefully, violently.