Putting up a literal show for the believers. Look at the shiny thing, and give us money!

That makes sense! I didn’t see her reading the article since I was listening while doing other things. Thanks for the link.

The President is literally attacking his own cities. Start there.

Justified

Could have ended up in the US. Could have! That’s all he fucking needs.

Me in undergrad. :/

A friend gifted me some extraordinary grass

That explains the nature of the shitpost 🤭

I’ve been this person downtown. I had to warn two Spanish women of using their cellphones on the street where I had witnessed two blatant motorcycle snatchers drive off with people’s cellphones. One of them found me annoying and wouldn’t look up from her screen to listen to what I was saying. Alright, ma’am, you do you. My bad.

Thank god he won’t be in power for our next elections.

He won’t be, right, America? *nervous laughter*

Cool, I just need 2 minutes. 😏

The worst dish for Thanksgiving and any other day of the year, change my mind.

so you’re basically saying “I’m being kind” “I’m most likely Indian”

🤭

I don’t think I’ve heard people from other places end their sentences like that regularly.

This feels a bit misleading. You need to locate the files on your system to play or point to a URL that has them.

Will they hold up binders of blank pages for the photo op this time?

The sooner the better. Can’t wait!

Kaboom! 💣 💥

You’re not my real father body!

Operation Twin Sword Friction

⚔️ ⚔️ 💦

I guess I pretend to with limp wrists.

Whew! Thankfully I’m a gay JavaScript user

Obama: “He’d certainly bring change to the White House. See what we have up there.”

Holy shit, the accuracy from 2011.