Multiple civilian witnesses who also tried to help him. Don’t really see what is suspicious about this.

In front of a bunch of civilian witnesses who also tried to save him. How deep do you think this conspiracy is?

Don’t forget the coffee cup.

Jokes on you, I’d frickin’ LOVE that.

No no, it’s true. I had to go to rule34.xxx to get the proper results.

In this economy that’s the only kind of ass I can afford!

That shirt makes me feel dirty. And not in a good way.

“Musking it up”?

If only there was a name for that kind of money making scheme…

Hence why I got rid of them lol, but the same kid who helped me go through them and pick out which ones to keep now says we should have kept all of them.

No I had a box full of DVDs and cases and when we cleaned out the garage I kept a few but almost all I had already replaced with digital copies anyway. And sure I still have those now but my kids are big on watching DVDs and videos the “old fashioned” way.

Millennials didn’t have it any better. And now my kids are all into nostalgia and I regret all the DVDs I got rid of only 7 or 8 years ago.

California and Texas on the same side of anything is scary enough.

Yeah they wouldn’t have opened the window for him as a courtesy if he resisted.

Don’t be silly, I have my brightness turned all the way down so I have to squint instead.

I mean, if you expect anything but exactly that to happen you’re either incredibly optimistic or just stupid. No offense. Some offense.

I’ve played around with perchance.org story generator enough to be legitimately impressed with it. I do think you need a human to direct the story and correct issues but it writes better than I do, it just isn’t as good at coming up with ideas and it frequently makes obvious mistakes.

I’m deep into my “Ready for Project Mayhem” phase.

One is by definition the smartest human, the other is the dumbest fuck, therefore encompassing all animals. That’s one dumb fuck. I shall now hand control back to the dumb fuck inside me to continue my usual shit posting.