Smalltown boy in my ass
Smalltown boy in my ass
I fucking hate Teams.
Let’s rotate the board!
Foooooooour?
That’s a worry! I’ll stick with my trusty Ford!
…What?
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Anyone will get demoed (?) by drumpf and the GOP.
They’ll probably claim whoever gets the nomination wasn’t born in the US, is part of a satanic paedophilic cabal, etc etc etc.
So that bit doesn’t matter. Get someone who ideally inspires the swing states and hesitant voters.
Then there’ll be a violent uprising with the support of the supreme court, but again there’s nothing you can do to prevent that now.
He doesn’t get them
“…a cyBEHR truck?”
“Ha ha, that person who’s been literally saying ‘prepare like the election could be announced tomorrow’ for months was completely caught out by our guy standing in the pissing rain (despite having somewhere indoors they could make the announcement) announcing an election! Huzzah!!”
It’s free to announce stuff like this, they’re well aware they will be out of govt before so much as a single weld is made, we haven’t got sufficient people in the navy to staff these anyway. It’s another “40 new hospitals”
Envy, I suppose. Couldn’t tell you the exact difference off the top of my head…
Don’t mistake jealousy for respect
Pay attention to what you’re doing
SOMEONE BUILD THIS PERSON A STATUE
If only there was somewhere…
somewhere Govt run, maybe Under militAry NoTice And oN An island Maybe
sOmewhere set up for people who are apparently conspiring against the nation?
“authority” = “person who over-extrapolated from limited data to slap together something that will fill a bit of a newspaper page”
Remember when MS brought Skype, and had it pre-installed and running at startup for every Windows PC, and you really had to fight to make it go away.
And then COVID hit, and everyone urgently needed video conferencing and had Skype pre-installed, and still no-one used it?
I. Pose in front of mirror with it, start work on John Wick inspired medical action drama script in head.
Become overly distracted by it, wondering who would direct, what music to play over scenes, who would play the love interest…
Forget to do basic diligence on another patients’ results. Morbidity and Mortality hearing. Malpractice case.
Try to argue your own defence, but just can’t get the idea of “Love shack” by the B-52’s playing over the scene where you perform CPR on the president on top of the speeding ambulance. Would “Good vibrations” work better, or strike the wrong tone? Does the scene NEED to be at a beach? But then the tidal wave wouldn’t work…
Struck off. Escorted out of hospital, allowed only to get your things from your locker. Security guard standing behind you, unsmiling as you pile notebooks and overly annotated script drafts into a duffle bag.
Suddenly, his radio goes off. Something weird happening at the main entrance, backup needed urgently!! Conflicted, he looks at you with a mix of pity and contempt, before barking an instruction to get your stuff and go as he runs towards the main entrance.
Screams outside, as what looks like a ninja lands on the window outside the locker room, before somersaulting down with an Uzi in each hand. Doves take flight as he does so, in slow motion.
You’ve still got the gun.
It’s happening.
Opening your white coat so it will swoop dramatically, you find “final FINAL final tracklist” on your phone, and hit play, as you pick up the prop nunchucks you brought for script research…
Go on, try it! I dare you! Just for a second. Maybe just the tip?