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The VW Vans

Alright so when the wood chipper sheds the tree all these extra bark chips just get tossed out. So we simplified the whole thing, we rounded them all down, drop the remainder into an account we opened.

you could probably do 2 trees at the same time. that’s over a million dollars a year

first, I know there’s been a lot of drama recently, so I have to address the rumors that I use sliding doors in my home…

the attack against aes is an older scheme. ai’s attack against aes won’t change anything about how we use aes. it’s a pretty routine advancement. still impressive that ai came up with it.

apparently ai just broke a cryptographic scheme, hawk, that the us government was assessing to standardize.

>>> import runk

>>> print(runk.count(1))

1

did I dream it?

they changed it a week or so ago

tech bros have entered the classical era

tesseract is Ubuntu’s optical character recognition tool in my mind

literally whoogle

it’s for speed. if I tell you they’re out of sight now, but will be visible in 50ms, it’ll be faster than waiting 50ms to recv their new position that’s visible and waiting on network latency which could be another 50ms in addition

bonus shower thought: “upsidedown” is the longest word that can be typed out with upsidedown characters: umopap!sdn (sources needed)

someone compared efficiency and long distance trains are more efficient, but that’s it.

all it could achieve is sending a signal to publishers to make physical copies… which may be good

yeah idk. i like trains and they killed 286 people last year

https://oli.org/track-statistics/collisions-casualties-year

idk if I like fireworks even 1/20th as much as trains

very polarizing it seems… how much damage do fireworks do?

because its already expired