Oh hey, I have something for this.

From experience, ‘making it somebody else’s problem’ by asking for help, rarely ends well or gets you the help you need. It just makes you an annoyance and look bad, and eventually people (healthcare workers included) decide you’re malingering and/or attention seeking and start treating you even worse.

Isn’t life fun.

And when the doctor decides you’re an attention seeking malingerer and refuses to help, what then?

Now do giraffe fauns. At least giraffe centaurs have those counterbalancing rear legs, giraffe fauns would need to be half as wide as they are tall to have abs strong enough to keep themselves upright. And with those tiny spindly legs they have, even if they do leg day religiously and bulk them up they’ll still be teetering about on two little hooves.

I use rdx.overdevs.com to read reddit still as it has a lot more fashion, art and vegan content than here, but the only places I interact online in that way anymore are the Fediverse and Fragrantica, but the latter only really for perfume related stuff.

Apologies, those last two sentences were unnecessary and rude.

There is but I didn’t want to visibly edit the comment 14 hours (or however long) after I made it.

Hope that’s ok with you and a good enough reason for my choice. Or do you have more ‘advice’?

*Satire

Welcome to Post Sarire Reality.

Replace ‘virgin’ with ‘potential rapist’ and you’ve got it.

Blue and red, they’re basically the same party at this point.

Disney say man can’t sue over wife’s death because he agreed to Disney+ terms of service

My grandma used hers as a fruit bowl well into the 2010’s.

My mother used her one for salads till it got too gross after that hideous ‘season the bowl, not the leaves’ trend, that had people only wiping down their salad bowls after use to preserve the ‘seasoning’.

Pretty sure the salad trend happened before I was born though, so I’m not actually sure how/why I know that.

Reminds me of that disney case where they claimed agreeing to the terms on disney+ meant they could kill that guys wife.

How is ‘pork’ an acceptable term for sex though? The euphemism you are implying with it is literally to ‘fuck a piece of meat’. And pig meat at that.

This is not a cute or light hearted thing to imply when talking about sex. ‘Fuck’ is far less offensive a term for sex than ‘pork’.

But sure, whatever, if the women you fuck do want sex with them to be spoken about like you’re sticking your dick in pieces of pig meat, then by all means.

Just understand that it is disgusting and degrading to speak about sex this way publicly and you should really be more called out on it.

Do women who you ‘pork’ like you refering to fucking thrm with that term?

Holy shit, how did you not die from stomach ulcers?

pork

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Why do some men think that is an acceptable term for sex? It’s so degrading. Or is that the point, to compare sex to fucking a piece of meat?

Turns out it was Death Grips.

Is this sort of thing what you normally talk to your therapist about? Must be nice to have so few troubles.

Any death metal fans able to explain why I’m making the association between the hat and lolly costume and the music genre?