• RoyalEasy@lemmy.ca
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      4 months ago

      It’s so funny when people who believe in magic try to get rational people to take it seriously.

      Satan’s gon’ getcha! Ooga Booga!!!

      LMAO!!

      Here’s a safety tip: don’t say “Bloody Mary” in front of a mirror three times or she’ll come by and ruin your whole night. And stay away from those ouija boards, they’re the debil’s pager.

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          Oh no, the devil has me in his clutches LMAO!

          You definitely showed everyone this secret knowledge that you possess and didn’t come off looking like a nut who is brainwashed into believing nonsense. You sound totally sensible.

          I’ll tongue kiss the devil’s ass in remembrance of you. Jesus wants his turn first though; any messages I should pass onto the “big” guy?

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            It’s kind of cray… you’re so offended by my statement about the pop culture, it’s like garlic to a vampire. Why so salty? Trying so hard to offend me when you don’t even know chit about me.

            What are you 13 years old? That’s rhetorical, I actually dgaf about your literal existence.

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          Yeah see, magic and conspiracy theories aren’t secrets, they’re sad nonsense

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            4 months ago

            There’s been a few conspiracies that have come to light to be factual.

            List of conspiracies that ended up being true:

            Tuskegee Syphilis Experiment MKUltra: the CIA Mind-Control Project The 1990 Testimony of Nayirah Operation Snow White: The Church of Scientology Versus The U.S. Government CIA Assassinations The Business Plot: Fascism in America Operation Mockingbird: The CIA Propaganda Machine COINTELPRO: The FBI vs. 1960s Activists Operation Paperclip: Nazi Scientists Find Employment in America Operation Northwoods: How to Wage War on Cuba Bohemian Grove: The Rich, the Powerful, and the Giant Stone Owl

            By the way, the terms “conspiracy theory” and “conspiracy theorist” were popularized by the CIA to delegitimize concerns regarding the actions of government.

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              You do understand that none of the actual conspiracies have anything to do with the ones conspiracy theorists talk about? All of them were assholes behaving like assholes, and it always came.tomlight because they were dumb as fuck about it. Mk ultra was an embarrassment more than anything.

              All these “jetfuel doesn’t melt metal beams” types just really need to get outside more.