High fructose corn syrup.
Because body positivity doesn’t exist for men.
Hey my dude. I’ll cat call you if you want.
Damn bro you hot as fuck no homo. Like shit man, you rocking that shirt like you belong in a museum of sexy ass motherfuckers no homo. Damn man if I was into dudes, I’d want your body all over mines no homo.
Anyways have a nice day.
Can we do this but homo
That was sweet of you 🙂
I was going to say, because I don’t have the stomach of a half starved gym rat. But yours is also good.
You make your own body positivity. That’s the point.
Bingo.
A sense of dignity.
Because I’m currently dressed like a skateboarder from the 90’s and it’s so very comfortable.
I’m not really looking to attract other men at this time
A lack of 80s beach babes who would enjoy this kind out outfit
Abs I guess
A beer belly
The six pack evolved into a keg
Mostly homophobia I would guess.
Body shaming, mostly.
Who says I don’t?
Shame, mostly shame.
My dad bod. I used to wear short shorts and didn’t care if my shirt rode up
I used to wear short shorts and didn’t care if my shirt rode up
I still do, but I used to, too.
Thanks Mitch
Dad bod though?
Women what’s stopping you from dressing like 80s horror movie hotties?
Nobody puts shoulder pads like that on dresses anymore
I don’t like wearing thong leotards over my leggings. It’ll shove my leggings up my buttcrack and be super uncomfortable.
Superman wore briefs over his leggings and you don’t see him complaining about it.
Superman doesnt wear a thong though. Plus, he’s an alien so maybe he has a super skin that doesn’t get irritated from chafing?
I’m merely human, so my skin wouldn’t appreciate having the seam of my leggings pushed up my asscrack while working out or whatever they were doing in those outfits back then.
Yeah well Superman was fighting crime, and wearing briefs over leggings might not get into his asscrack, but I assume he has a ballsack. I’d much rather have a nice thong up my ass than my balls wrapped in tightly whites with some leggings all bunched up in there. I guess we’ll have to agree to disagree. Unless Superman doesn’t have a scrotum and testicles, in which case I fully concede.
Maybe superman has super testicles? Briefs over leggings would hurt a normal dude but not him?
Or maybe his briefs only hurt his nuts if kryptonite is near him?On Krypton people wear boxers underneath their pants.
He’s nigh invincible. It would take a lot more than that to make him uncomfortable! Kryptonite underwear, maybe.
Of course dressing like 80’s horror movie hunks. Crop tops and jean mommy shorts.
Okay, if you think that’s a good idea
Shorts are too long.
I can’t wait to let my wife know
She knows
This is a good idea. People should be allowed to wear whatever tf they want.
I completely agree that they should. Recognize though that other people are going to find some things more attractive than others. That’s okay - we’re not obligated to dress in a way others find attractive - but many people do care about being attractive.
Don’t body shame, some people are into that body.
Quite a lot of people; if op is feeling unconfident in their body, I’d recommend them just looking at the thirst for bears lol
some of them are about 3.5 inches into that body, if you know what I mean.
I think I wanna wear yoga pants to really complete the look lol
I’m into it