My dad used to say “your ass is grass and I’m the lawnmower” as a joke sometimes, but then he would beat the ever living fuck out of me with whatever was in reach and it didn’t seem like he was joking at all.
I was confused by what this meme meant, but it reminded me of that.
My dad used to say “your ass is grass and I’m the lawnmower” as a joke sometimes, but then he would beat the ever living fuck out of me with whatever was in reach and it didn’t seem like he was joking at all.
I was confused by what this meme meant, but it reminded me of that.
The meme is how you would pay for a ride, if you were hitch hiking. You can pay for gas, give the driver some weed (grass) or fuck him (ass)
God. That comment was a rollercoaster.
I’m ridiculously sorry you lived through that. Hopefully you’re in a better spot, and pops is maggot food.
Still alive last I checked but dead to me if that means anything.
This is your moment, change it to jumper cables or the like and become the lemmy jumpercables guy. Reads just like it.