Legos are not organic so he mad af
“I cast, I cast”.
I’m not announcing my spells anymore. You’ll find out what they are when they obliterate you!
Congrats on advancing to nonverbal incantations, that’s impressive
DnD sorcerer is not impressed.
I prefer using long lost languages to name my spells, it’s cooler to have a phrase before an anvil falls on your head
i cast iron.
“Candiru!”
“STOP! STOP! My No-Nos hurt!”
Oh uh it never happened, it was just a bad dreeeam 🪄
That would make a good username
Indoor HOA!
Angry Karen Inner Monologue!
Won’t that just make a cactus out of urethras? You want to cast “cactus urethra”
I cast Isekai. Spin the wheel (of the truck) to find out the Where and How of your interdimensional transfer! We’ve got everything from “dire need of a hero” to “God is a cunt, help us kill them”! We got portals, reincarnation, you name it!