Oompa loompa, doompadee doo,
We’ve got a perfect riddle for you,
Oompa loompa, doompadee dee,
If you are wise, you’ll listen to me.
Three precious knives, in Counter-Strike they hide,
Find them all to claim your prize worldwide,
The first to collect, in triumph shall stand,
To unlock Half-Life 3, the game so grand.
Oompa loompa, doompadee doo,
Follow the clues and you’ll be through,
Oompa loompa, doompadee dee,
Just one more knife, and then you’ll see.
A crown awaits, a throne so high,
Steam’s vast empire, you’ll rule the sky,
With Half-Life 3, your reign begins,
All hail the gamer who truly wins.
Oompa loompa, doompadee doo,
The ultimate prize belongs to you,
Oompa loompa, doompadee dee,
Gaben 2, you shall always be.
Oompa loompa, doompadee doo, We’ve got a perfect riddle for you, Oompa loompa, doompadee dee, If you are wise, you’ll listen to me.
Three precious knives, in Counter-Strike they hide, Find them all to claim your prize worldwide, The first to collect, in triumph shall stand, To unlock Half-Life 3, the game so grand.
Oompa loompa, doompadee doo, Follow the clues and you’ll be through, Oompa loompa, doompadee dee, Just one more knife, and then you’ll see.
A crown awaits, a throne so high, Steam’s vast empire, you’ll rule the sky, With Half-Life 3, your reign begins, All hail the gamer who truly wins.
Oompa loompa, doompadee doo, The ultimate prize belongs to you, Oompa loompa, doompadee dee, Gaben 2, you shall always be.
I hope it pleases you to know I sang this entire song to myself