One Thing After Another.
The Man Who Never Took Anything Seriously
“Big Dreams, Little Outcomes”
Or
“Sailing the Seas of Mediocrity” WARNING: Contents not as exciting as the title.
A 1000 ways to suck, a practical guide for how not to live your life.
A downward spiral, how I gained a new perspective on repeating cycles.
Stoned: How one man did something somewhere with someone… I think.
“I Die at the End”
Tja
Forest Gump Part 2: That Boy Ain’t Right
Friend and i were just talking about writing a series of autobiographical stories called “Wait…what?”
From West to East: Not the usual road traveled
Ever Upward to the Middle.
I know for absolutely fucking sure I won’t be at the proverbial “top” of society. But since I moved out of my parents house, I’ve slowly been making my way into a solid middle class, fairly comfortable position. I’m a dad, a husband, a typical working class American and I’m pretty satisfied right now.
So we’ll see, I’ll keep moving up, but I’m not going to break the middle of anything.
Not Difficult: the harrowing tale of a man who should not have existed, didn’t know how, failed professionally, socially, and academically, and still managed to put the fucking shopping carts back when he was done
Just came up with these off the top of my head…
Baby Doomer
A Long Gay’s Journey into Light
Life Sucks and Then You Die: The Uplifting Guide to Looking on the Bright Side
CHAOS
A story of absolute and unadulterated chaos
And the reviews would look like this
“Everything happening all at once…” - Rolling stone
“What the fuck is the main story here?” - Like Magazine
“What did I just watch?” - some random movie patron