• thefartographer@lemm.ee
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    6 months ago

    Why would you turn off the cameras and hang his key from the bars of his cell? That sounds like the easiest prison break ever

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        6 months ago

        Place it in a plastic box. The box opens when he learns to speak about himself in the first person. It’ll be a life sentence I’m telling you.

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          6 months ago

          @captainlezbian@lemmy.world, Trump can reach any height with his totally accurately reported 6’3" 215lb frame!

          @echodot@feddit.uk, Trump could easily wrench open any box you can imagine with his 100% for real large-man hands that are not even anything like a tiny baby’s at all!