• Kalkaline @leminal.space
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      His Noodly One created the world yesterday and through His infinite wisdom and power made it look like the universe was billions of years old with millions of years of evolution. I don’t know why you don’t know this stuff, it should be taught in school. This country was built on pasta.

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    Not sure why nobody would expect an italian inquisition of food, they literally have a unit in one of their law enforcement agencies trained to do things like find fake extra-virgin olive oil. Ive seen people jokingly call it “the italian food police” even. If anybody was going to run a food inquisition, itd be the italians

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      It’s a double bluff, you see!

      It would be so obvious that nobody would think that they would be that predictable, which makes it totally unexpected!

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    "So you want to be a Pastafarian? Great. Consider yourself a member. " - Church of the flying spaghetti monster website.

    That time I joined the Pastafarian church.

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      I don’t believe in a Flying Spaghetti Monster either. It’s nonsensical. Look at the packages people…

      Praise unto the Flying Enriched Maccaroni Product Monster