• PriorProject@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    This is a pretty good 3-days-without-a-shitpost, but not using the skeleton-in-a-pool was a missed opportunity. I fixed it for you:

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  • cfx_4188@discuss.tchncs.de
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    1 year ago

    I know such a man personally. He didn’t poop for two months straight, and then he had five feet of intestine cut out.

  • DadHands@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    Okay but for real I used to only poop like twice a week this doesn’t feel like a challenge to me

    • Cargon@lemmy.ml
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      1 year ago

      Jesus Crispy Creamy Christ, I shit 3 times a day. 3 meals, 3 shits. Where’s all your food going people?!

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      1 year ago

      There was a whole series of mystery stories featuring a detective who never pooped. He was called No Shit Sherlock.

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    I mean, if you’re going to be stuck in a submarine while oxygen is running out, it would be great if you could avoid pooping.

    Luckily they didn’t have to go through that ordeal.

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    Image Transcription: Meme


    [‘Distracted Boyfriend’ - A stock photo image of a man walking side by side with a woman in a blue shirt, holding hands, as a different woman in a red shirt walks past. The man appears to be whistling at the woman walking past, showing clear interest in her looks, while the woman he is walking with looks at him with an expression of shock and disgust. The text placed over the woman walking past, the man, and the woman next to the man, respectively, reads as follows.]

    3 DAY NO POOP CHALLENGE

    FEDIVERSE

    BILLIONAIRES IN SUBMARINE


    ^I’m a human volunteer transcribing posts in a format compatible with screen readers, for blind and visually impaired users!^