I run my hand over every button and run out before the doors close. I refuse to interact.
“Which floor?”
Aro-ace is a superpower.
drops a magnum condom Sorry that’s for my magnum dong /s. Take the elevator as usual, they could not coerce me to do anything other than say hi.
Don’t forget that impressive atm receipt
https://static.klipy.com/ii/4493325008d34b7bf8cd6813cd5c1619/ec/f1/c5bjVCVWft79alvPp90.gif !
Eh I’m more into smelly hunched over gremlin women with masters degrees in something highly specific like arthropod mating habits
“Sorry. I just ripped a monster fart. Don’t smile because it might stick to your teeth.”
Hi yes I do have access to highly classified information and willing to share it for 3+ \s
Right answer. This is the MAGA Era, every man for himself!
Hi ho Kermit the frog here!
