• dumpsterlid@lemmy.world
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      8 months ago

      I thought we were supposed to bring a herring? It was a fish right? Fuck did I bring the wrong fish again? These assholes won’t let me get through the forest to sell my fruit at the market and the amount of fetchquests they have sent me on is reallly starting to drive me crazy.

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        8 months ago

        You were only supposed to bring shrubberies! The herring was for cutting down the largest tree in the forest.

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          8 months ago

          &$@*****FUU$???111GRRRRR

          I kick over the entire fruit cart in frustration

          A moment passes and all of a sudden I say with a satisfied smile “You know, I have always wanted to do that… does that make me a bad fruit seller?”.