“I put the can opener in my ass so I can open cans with it” says one man to another

A third man shows up with a can and a question. “Has anyone seen the can opener?” The one containing the tool excitedly grabs the can from behind.

Smiling and pointing at the other two, the man with a dangerous rectum backs away and belts out “behold the power of my ANAL.”

The two men huddle together, eyes wide as the sound of splitting metal fills the air.