This is not about rotisserie chickens, is it.
How exactly would that second shot have worked?
Im sure if they put their heads together they could come up with something.
They are raccoons, not rocket surgeons.
Thank God. Can you imagine raccoons with the power to perform rocket operations?
I think a saw a marvellous documentary or two about one…

You gotta do it quick. Stay focused!
“We have to shoot each other at the same time!” - Bojack Horseman
The first shot is a gut shot. Fatal, but not immediately so.

This looks like something by Jhonen Vasquez (creator of Invader Zim.) Anyone know the artist of this panel?
Ahhh. Good old JtHM.
Now I want to know if this is a real commercial lol
Better be with those weird Charmin bears
What a rollercoaster ride!
I was going to remember everyone that we have a !dumpsterdiving@slrpnk.net community but it is on slrpnk.net (T_T) I miss it so much…
Anyone know what happened to slrpnk? I’m ootl
Edit: Startpage search returned this since I couldn’t find anything through Mlem’s search function. Seems the admin is away from the server hardware until the late winter holidays.
The best way to check of the state of a Lemmy instance is still to type its URL on a browser. But with both mander.xyz and slrpnk.net down, we must be ready to cry.
I guess they ran out of volunteers to pedal the generator
oh it’s guy that draws eyes pointed away and small, very funny, every time !
Same raccoon friends, same.
Americans, please I’m begging you… If another orange rotisserie chicken comes along DO NOT VOTE FOR IT.
Mmm… Orange chicken… 🤤












