• tetris11@feddit.uk
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    3 days ago

    I guess the modern equivalent would be:

    "A Ferengi gets stuck in a turbolift, but the Enterprise’s engineering team cannot reach it from their position. Miraculously the turbolift starts to move, and when the lift opens up, the engineering team ask: “How did you get it going again?”

    Answer

    The Ferengi was also an engineer

    Or “A Vulcan diplomat is given the nicest quarters on the Starbase, but complains that they are too small.”

    Answer

    The Vulcan lied.

    Or "Turkana IV colonists steal a weapons shipment, in preparation for their civil war but never use the fancy weapons. How come?"

    Answer

    Are you kidding? A Turkana colonist wouldn’t piss on fire to save his own mother.

    Or "A Klingon, a Vulcan, and a Romulan walk into a Ferengi bar but none of them order a drink, how come?"

    Answer

    The Vulcan doesn’t drink, and neither the Klingon nor the Romulan had any Latinum